| Standoffish. A Play about Sulking and Men who keep Diaries. | ||||||
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| TO BE SO CLOSE TO PEOPLE, it's dangerous. Somebody's chemicals and errant electrons may invade your body and mind and worse still you mightn't even notice. And even though you think you're the same, YOU ARE not. |
HAVING AFFAIRS IN YOUR SLEEP I was accused of snooging a girl I never met. She had shoulder length black hair and it was down by the canal. |
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| TO RING A GIRL TO GET ANOTHER girls phone number, a delicate operation. She rings with the number of a third girl who will have the number of the girl in question. WHAT an evening it's turned out to be. | ||||||
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TO CREATE THE PERFECT ENVIRONMENT. The light, the music, the cleanliness. The pink short sleeve shirt. For a moment you would like to transport your friends to hover above your head to look down at you and admire. Another Triumph! in a life filled with Triumphs! |
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| Sometimes it's HARD TO BE A WOMAN. : Men seething with introspection and ready to bite your head off. WALKING WOUNDED through the world. | ||||||